SEO Jokes

Most SEO jokes are simply lawyer jokes with a tacky 'find lawyer and replace with SEO'. I dug out a few that actually relate to SEO ...

seo honeymoon over

An SEO expert walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine ...

spam blocker

Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.

spam definition

You may be a redneck if you think SEO stands for
Search Every One

desert island spam

Did you hear about the SEO consultant who won the lotto?
Poor guy spent so much time online he never collected.

seo just married

How many SEO copywriters does it take to change a lightbulb, light bulb, bulb, lamp, light, eco-bulb, bulbs, fluorescent tube, edison screw?

pig = seo = spam

Q: What do blackhat SEO’s eat on Thanksgiving?
A: Keyword stuffing

SEO tabbed browser

Q: What does an SEO have for breakfast?
A: Spam and JAVA

I'm not claiming copyright - help yourself! Contributions and ideas for pics appreciated and credited.

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19 September 2012 |